before you speak
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 139110:5

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fruits
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 139110:4

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چند جمله
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 13919:57

 


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we never get what we want, never want what we get,never have what we like, never like what we have, still we live, still we love, still we hope, this is life


 

هرگز آنچه را می‌خواهیم بدست نمی‌آوریم، هرگز آنچه را داریم نمی‌خواهیم، هرگز آنچه را دوست داریم نداریم و آنچه را داریم دوست نداریم ... اما هنوز زندگی می‌کنیم، عشق می‌ورزیم و امیدواریم، زندگی یعنی همین...


 

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Really Funny Jokes
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 13919:55

   


A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.

“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.

“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?

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Jerry: “I’ve eaten beef all my life and now I’m as strong as a bull.”

Paul: “That is queer. I’ve eaten fish all my life and yet I can’t swim a stroke

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you are special
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 13919:50
Butterflies Don't Know The Color Of Their Wings
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Funny Riddles and Answers
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 13919:48
There are 3 stoves; a glass stove, brick stove, and wood stove. You only have 1 match. Which would you light first?
You will have to light the matchstick first
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
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How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway through (after which the dog would be running out of the woods, not into the woods.)

 


 

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to live
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 13919:46
My father...

 

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(معما) Easy Math Riddles with Answers
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 13919:45

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If you take 3 apples from a group of 5, how many do you have?

Answer: Three - you just took them yourself!
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How many eggs can you put in an empty basket one foot in diameter?
Answer: Only one egg, because after that the basket doesn't remain empty any more!
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Why is the longest human nose on record is only 11 inches long?
Answer: Because then it wouldn't be a nose any more; it would become a foot! (12 inches and above - easy!)

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شعر رویاها (لنگستون هیوز)
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 13919:44

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Hold Fast To Dreams

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly
Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow

...Langston Hughes

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حشرات
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 13919:43

Insect Bingo Game

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داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی_داستان شلوار لی
دو شنبه 21 اسفند 13919:40

نایت اسکین



داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی_داستان شلوار لی

THE STORY OF JEANS

 


 


The year is 1853, and the palace is California. People are coming to California from many countries. They are looking for gold. They think that they are going to get rich. Levi Strauss is one of these people .He’s twenty-four years old, and he too want to get rich .He is from Germany. He has cloth from Germany to make tents for the gold miners


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